Hand-finished, physics-approved playthings for ages 3 to 103. Everything on this page is real* — drag it, fling it, drop it. *real in the physics sense.
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Each one is built around a single physical joke it never gets tired of telling. The little stages below are live — go ahead, poke them.
The roly-poly that refuses to lose.
Knock it down. Watch it get back up. Repeat until bedtime. A weighted base and a stubborn attitude mean it has never once stayed down — we've been trying since 2019.
A spring with main-character energy.
Stretches to four times its height and always comes home. Walks down stairs; escalators are strictly forbidden. Ask Springo how its day was and it will bob politely.
100% squish, 0% structure.
Squeeze it, stretch it, drop it off the fridge — Blobby forgives everything. Molded from a single piece of food-grade silicone, so there is nothing to break. Ever.
A supervised area for unsupervised fun. Spawn toys, mess with gravity, shake the box. Nobody will ask you to tidy up.
Motion is off — the toys are napping. Your system asked for reduced motion, and we respect that.
This section does not bounce. Materials, safety and care — the serious bits, taken seriously.
This stamp certifies that the grown-ups' corner contains no physics, no confetti and no fun whatsoever. It is the only part of this website that holds perfectly still.
All three toys. One chunky cardboard crate. Zero batteries, zero screens, zero assembly — some things should stay simple.
The whole gang$49
Free shipping. The crate doubles as a garage for the toys.